After what seems like weeks of preparations, the cease-fire flag has finally come down, or more accurately been blown up.

What started out as a simple prank war between the G-Team and Team Star quickly escalated into a chaotic battle of fireballs and fire charges. Both sides seemed unprepared for the devastation. In what seemed like only a few minutes, the battlefield was in flames and both teams retreated. Fortunately, or unfortunately, both the water filter and turtle…I mean, G-Team and Team Star bases were virtually unharmed in the battle.

But, there were some sacrifices…namely the witch Gertrude (who was replaced by another Gertrude) and the hundreds of poor zombies G-Team released upon Team Star. Let’s have a moment of silence for the fallen code.

So far the only winner in this war has been cubfan135, who has been supplying both sides with arms (like TNT)–he’s been making a mint off the Hermitcraft Civil War. But, how long will it be before one side abducts Cubfan and forces him to make weapons for them. Cubfan will then have to become the Invincible Iron Fan.

As the dust settles, and the fires are put out, more questions arise. Which team will win? Who will strike first? Will Mumbo Jumbo be able to continue moling or will he get caught? When will this Civil War become part of the YouTube Cinematic Universe that Draw With Jazza began with his making YouTubers into superheroes (or villains) videos? How long before Thanos arrives and snaps half the Hermits into dust thus bringing us Hermitcraft: Endgame.

But possibly the most important question: how long can I keep a straight face while doing this post?

In all seriousness, the Hermitcraft “war” has been entertaining. If you wish to get in on the fun, here are a couple videos to get you started:

Hermitcraft VI: #38-Hermitcraft WAR! from Tengo Tek

Minecraft HermitCraft S6 | Ep 57: Chaos! from impulseSV

Hermitcraft 6: Episode 44: THE FUN BEGINS! from Grian

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