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And now back to our post.
The title of this post is a reference to an old Superman comic.
Oh No You Didn’t
Danny: Uh, Joe, I, well, I was playing Champions’ Jamboree on your computer, and, uh, I needed extra space for the update. (Inhales deeply) I deleted the novel you were working on.
Me: What?! How? When? Why?! I was 85% done with editing it!!
Danny: (Laughing) April Fool’s!
Me: Oh my heart! My heart! That’s not funny! I’m gonna kill you!
Danny: (Chuckles) Oh, that’s a good one. April Fool’s. Uh, that is a joke, right? Uh, Joe…right?
Me: Nope.
Lost Souls
Heaven…
George: So this is Heaven?
St. Peter: It is, but we seem to have a slight problem. We seem to have lost your soul during transit.
George: What?! You lost my soul! How can you lose someone’s soul!?
St. Peter: It happens quite regularly. You’d think we’d have it figured out by now.
George: Wait, if my soul is gone, how am I here?
St. Peter: Well…your soul is lost but not your spirit, or your mind, so, yeah, you’re just a brain in a jar right now.
George: A what in a where?!!
St. Peter: Don’t worry, we’ll have it sorted out soon. If not, we’ll just send you back to Earth with a new body.
(Sounds of heavenly music)
Gabriel: St. Peter, are you messing with the newcomers again.
St. Peter: (Nervously) No…
Gabriel: Peter…
St. Peter: It is April Fool’s.
George: WHAT??!!
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Until the next wormhole…thanks for reading!
Joe Rover 
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