Joe Rover

English.

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BANDIT

I’m hungry. When are we eating?

Can we go for a walk? Can we go for a walk? Can we go for a walk?

You’re taking me to the vet’s?! I thought you loved me!

Come on! Wake up! I want breakfast!

Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball!

What do you mean you’re too busy to scratch me behind the ears?!

I saw you giving food to the neighbor’s cat! I can’t even look at you right now.

SQUIRREL!! Come on, let’s get the squirrel! Let’s go! Hurry up! Why are humans so slow?! Move it! It’s getting away!

(Imitating Jerry Seinfeld) Mailman.

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Then again maybe they’re fine just the way they are.

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