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For English, press one; for Spanish, press two; for French, press three; for German, press four…For Latin, press 79; for Teenage Slang, press 80; for Grumpy Old Person, press 81…
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What you say, do, think, and feel during this call will be recorded and used during your Final Judgment.
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What are you calling about?
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Game Review: MARVEL Cosmic Invasion
Take the streets and beyond as you protect the universe from Annihilus.
- Love a good beat ‘em up, especially when it’s Marvel (or DC or Ninja Turtles)
- There is some grinding levels; the bosses on later levels do get harder, but it is still possible to complete the level with a lower level character
- Controls are simple; there isn’t a lot of wrong button pressing
- Grinding for the collectables can be a little annoying
- Has some good replay-ability
- Wish that the characters blinked red to warn you they are low on health
- Wish there were more healing items; it seemed like you’d go for long stretches without healing
- Liked that it seemed certain characters were better for a level, but you still could chose what character you wanted and still be successful
- Great writing on the dialogue; some good one-liners and quips
- Very much like an old school arcade game; not a lot of health and tons of foes coming at you all at once
In a few words, describe what it is you are calling about.
Caller: I want to speak with my guardian angel.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t quite hear that. Please try again.
Caller: Guardian angel.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t quite hear that. Please try again.
Caller: I want. To speak. With a. GUARDIAN ANGEL!!
I’m sorry, I couldn’t quite make that out. Let’s start from the beginning.
Thank you for calling Heaven. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial your local priest…
Caller: (sigh) I think I called the wrong number.
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