How to tell if your friend is a horror movie monster.
- They can survive anything.
- They walk slowly everywhere, and yet always keep pace with you.
- Ominous music plays whenever they enter a room.
No time for jokes!
From April 1-30, my ebooks will be on sale for $0.99! That’s 16 short stories, anthologies, and novellas to choose from.
So stock up for the long summer ahead!
Joe Rover 
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