After reading the first two chapters of Son of a Sailor by Marshall J. Moore, I have a burning question: How did Quint get the letter?
Did his Ma write on the envelope “Redbeard the Pirate, Captain of the Bloody Angel, 30 miles off the coast of Cuba”? It seems like that’d be a good way to get caught by the authorities.
Or is there a pirate post office somewhere, and they stop by now and then to pick up their mail?
Drat, now I want to read a story about post office pirates who sail around in rowboats delivering mail. Their motto could be “neither sword, nor plank, nor cannon fire shall keep me from my appointed rounds.”
“Why wasn’t I invited to the party?” asked the pirate.
“Sorry, the invitation got lost in the mail,” said the Postmaster. “The mail pirate for that route was eaten by a kraken.”
Or is it like Harry Potter and a parrot shows up with the letter?
Is that why pirates always have parrots? So they can send a message. Were parrots the equivalent of cell phones?
“Here’s your tip,” the pirate said.
“Awk!” said the parrot. “Only one cracker?! Bloody Pete gave me two! Awk!”
Hmm, a Harry Potter pirate novel…
“You’re a pirate, Paulie.” said Epicbeard.
“A pirate does not pick the beard,” said Black-Eye, the beard maker, “but it is the beard that picks the pirate.”