Joe Rover

Clean Fantasy Books

Chameleon Shadows: The Pursuit of Derek | Fake Books: Snippet

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May 18, 2024
Chameleon Shadows: The Pursuit of Derek | Fake Books: Description

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May 11, 2024
Give Me a Break | Episode 4: Shall We Dance

Once the technological villain Terabyte crashes the Spring Break Party, Joe must don his superhero identity, Dogboy. — read more

Apr 6, 2024
March 32

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Apr 1, 2024
Give Me a Break | Episode 3: Getting Ready

Joe prepares for the Spring Break dance. What should he wear? — read more

Mar 30, 2024
Give Me a Break | Episode 2: Setting Up Shop

Sally reports on the chaos of spring break, while Joe helps set up a virtual shop. — read more

Mar 21, 2024
Give Me a Break | Episode 1: How the Old Grouch Banned Spring Break

An Old Grouch atop Nugget Hill despises spring break at Coral Reef. He plots with Mayor Jim to end it, but bureaucratic delays hinder the plot. Despite setbacks, the plan to end spring break moves forward. The Old Grouch’s devious scheme may soon come to fruition, much to his delight. Stay tuned for more! — read more

Mar 14, 2024
The Goodness Review and Its Side-Effects

Once upon a time, an alchemist created a goodness potion. The potion was designed to make someone completely good. What happened instead is that it split the person into a good person and a bad person. It also caused the Black Sun, bad sun, to slowly eclipse the Golden Sun, good sun, throwing much of… — read more

Mar 14, 2024
Promises, Promises

OmniVision News: All the news from around the Omniverse Today marks the marriage of Eddie Smith and Judy Bellwiggle. The wedding ceremony will be held at the Megaton City Cemetery. The couple chose this spot, specifically the gravesite of Judy’s ex-husband, Frank, because Frank said she would only get remarried over his dead body. Don’t… — read more

Feb 3, 2024
Self | Review

Self, on Disney+, is about a wooden doll who quickly finds out she doesn’t fit in with the metallic-like dolls. She isn’t able to “speak” the same ringing tone. She then makes a wish and soon metallic pieces fall from the sky; she is able to slowly transform herself into everyone else. I would recommend… — read more

Feb 3, 2024