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  • S2:E3 Tales We Won’t Tell at Night

    Good reader specific time frame, all you spooks and specters of the Internet. My name is the Bonekeeper. I unearth all the tales that should remain rotting within the hallow walls of the Storybook Graveyard. Today, I’ve dug up a delightfully delicious treat just for you. Sit back, turn off the lights, and gnaw on… — read more

    Oct 8, 2022
  • S2E2: Mission Log: While the Cat’s Away

    Shortly after the Doomsday Clock event, Blue Light Technologies took an unexpected vacation. They ordered everyone to take time off; they even closed the Tower. The vacation started out great until the giant vines and pods started showing up. Apparently, with no one to maintain/control the Creation Orb it went “natural.” It started doing what… — read more

    Sep 21, 2022
  • S2E1: Mission Log: Doomsday Clock

    Recently, I discovered that my family is related to the Boy Who Cried Wolf. You know the story: kid decides to play a prank by crying “wolf;” people get tired of the prank; they don’t believe him when the real wolf shows up. However, this wolf ended up transferring the werewolf curse to my family.… — read more

    Sep 20, 2022
  • The Admin of I/O (Wizard of Oz Parody)

    “Scammers and hackers and trolls, oh my.” — read more

    Aug 6, 2022
  • Grazer: A Ghostbusters Parody

    The things I do to avoid editing. The following is a parody of the first Ghostbusters movie. — read more

    Aug 5, 2022
  • Pretend Comic-Con Post But With Real Writing Updates

    Since Comic-Con is happening and all these creative people are showcasing upcoming events, I figured I’d give you a preview/update of events. — read more

    Jul 23, 2022
  • Kitty on the Prowl

    “Ladies and gentlemen,” said the host of the Back Alley Club, “Miss Sasha La Purr!” The cats clapped their paws; the dogs howled; and the birds whistled while the host left the stage. A spotlight appeared at stage left. A leg with white fur and long-heeled shoes peeked out from the exit/entrance. The crowd hollered… — read more

    Jun 11, 2022
  • Cold Debt

    Normally the ancient demigod, the Sandman, doesn’t interfere with crimes, but the cold case from 19ZX has left Detective Swayz and the victims’ family with 30 years of sleepless nights. While the family and detective pace wearily, the murderer, Sizzle Stacks, rests peacefully in a warm bed. Stacks’s, with no remorse for the murder of… — read more

    Jun 11, 2022
  • Hot Snippet from “Game File Not Found”

    Shadow Spark Publishing requested a “hot” snippet. So here’s one from Game File Not Found, which I just finished the first round of editing. Once she was completely gone, I spotted a person in a cloak standing by the wall. The figure held an ion rocket. The mystery player unequipped the rocket launcher then produced… — read more

    May 15, 2022
  • Doctors of Devious Schemes

    Today, Dr. Daphne Spelling, a veterinarian witch, and I came across the DDS. Daphne, through some clerical error, was invited to Doc Con. It was not a con as in convention; instead, it was a con as in confidence scheme. The convention center was filled with the DDS, or Doctors of Devious Schemes. These doctors… — read more

    Mar 30, 2022
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