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S3:E1 Personal Hygiene
Joe: Danny, did you use my toothbrush? Danny: Yeah. Joe: Don’t do that. Danny: Why not? Joe: There’s a reason it’s called personal hygiene. Thanks for reading! — read more
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S2: E5: Holiday Special
Click. “Sir, this is Jack Frost, we have a situation. Carolers have taken over Plaza Pointe.” “What are their demands?” the chief asked via the walkie-talkie. “Figgy pudding, Sir, a lot of figgy pudding.” We’ll return to Play Hard after these messages. Click. We now return you to Frosty, The Axe Man. The kids were… — read more
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S2:E4 This is a Fundraiser!
The older couple left the theater at about nine at night. It was raining, so they decided to take a shortcut through the dark alleyway. The sounds of their feet splashing through the puddles echoed off the old brick walls. The man’s gold watch caught the sparse light. The woman nervously played with her pearl… — read more
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S2:E3 Tales We Won’t Tell at Night
Good reader specific time frame, all you spooks and specters of the Internet. My name is the Bonekeeper. I unearth all the tales that should remain rotting within the hallow walls of the Storybook Graveyard. Today, I’ve dug up a delightfully delicious treat just for you. Sit back, turn off the lights, and gnaw on… — read more
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S2E2: Mission Log: While the Cat’s Away
Shortly after the Doomsday Clock event, Blue Light Technologies took an unexpected vacation. They ordered everyone to take time off; they even closed the Tower. The vacation started out great until the giant vines and pods started showing up. Apparently, with no one to maintain/control the Creation Orb it went “natural.” It started doing what… — read more
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S2E1: Mission Log: Doomsday Clock
Recently, I discovered that my family is related to the Boy Who Cried Wolf. You know the story: kid decides to play a prank by crying “wolf;” people get tired of the prank; they don’t believe him when the real wolf shows up. However, this wolf ended up transferring the werewolf curse to my family.… — read more
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The Admin of I/O (Wizard of Oz Parody)
“Scammers and hackers and trolls, oh my.” — read more
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Grazer: A Ghostbusters Parody
The things I do to avoid editing. The following is a parody of the first Ghostbusters movie. — read more
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Pretend Comic-Con Post But With Real Writing Updates
Since Comic-Con is happening and all these creative people are showcasing upcoming events, I figured I’d give you a preview/update of events. — read more
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Kitty on the Prowl
“Ladies and gentlemen,” said the host of the Back Alley Club, “Miss Sasha La Purr!” The cats clapped their paws; the dogs howled; and the birds whistled while the host left the stage. A spotlight appeared at stage left. A leg with white fur and long-heeled shoes peeked out from the exit/entrance. The crowd hollered… — read more
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