Joe Rover

How to tell if your friend is a horror movie monster — read more

How to tell if your friend is a dragon. They’re a hoarder. They burp up fire and blame it on the spicy food. You can buy their undying love by closing your eyes and holding your hand out towards their face. (Food also works.) No time for jokes! From April 1-30, my ebooks will be… — read more

How to tell if your friend is a demon. — read more

How to tell if you’ve been abducted by aliens. You’ve experienced missing time. You have strange marks or wounds on your body. You have the incredible urge to sculpt Devil’s Tower out of your mashed potatoes. No time for jokes! From April 1-30, my ebooks will be on sale for $0.99! That’s 16 short stories,… — read more

How to tell if your friend is a werewolf. They’re avoid making plans on nights with a full moon. They like their meat rare…really rare. They keep dressing up as your granny. No time for jokes! From April 1-30, my ebooks will be on sale for $0.99! That’s 16 short stories, anthologies, and novellas to… — read more

How to tell if your friend has swapped bodies. Your “friend” starts acting nervously and forgets important details. The “other” tells you that they really are your friend and precedes to share embarrassing details about you. There was a meteor shower or planetary alignment the previous night, or your friend recently came into possession of… — read more

How to tell if you are living in a simulation. People, animals, or objects behave strangely, such as a dolphin thanking you for all the fish. Glitches, such as the sky turning into a plaid design, occur. 404 sign not found No time for jokes! From April 1-30, my ebooks will be on sale for… — read more