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  • The Street is Lava | Dogboy Chronicles Short Tail

    This is Sally Pine reporting live for WAG News. I’m here with the driver of the car that’s been dangling over the edge of Wackmore Bridge for nearly six hours. — read more

    Apr 19, 2021
  • Superhero Yoga | Dogboy Chronicles Short Tail

    The Clubhouse, the base of the International League of Super-Transbeings located on Freedom Isle… A group of heroes milled around chatting. I stood between Glop and Turbo waiting for the class to begin. Boo-whip! The hologram of the instructor appeared before us. He wore a brightly colored unitard with a headband and leg warmers. His… — read more

    Apr 16, 2021
  • Strange Dreams are Made of These

    This is what happens when you mix reading The Last Smile in Sunder City by Luke Arnold, a Marvel movie, and an ear infection. The following contains some spoilers for the book by Luke Arnold. It was a very strange dream. I dreamt that I was part of the human army in Luke Arnold’s book, but… — read more

    Apr 13, 2021
  • Shedding Problem | Dogboy Chronicles Short Tail

    I sighed. The Doghouse couch creaked slightly from my shift in weight. “Too many adventures, not enough time.” — read more

    Apr 12, 2021
  • Rage-Appropriate Activities | A Short Tail

    B&N/Nook readers Use the coupon BNPSAINTPAT50 to save 50% at checkout from 03/15/2021 to 03/19/2021 on Dragon Reign “Hello, I am Dr. Tony Slick. We all get depressed, frustrated, and lonely. The world is constantly trying to bring us down. Anger is a natural emotion. That is why I created Rage Against the Machine. “Rage… — read more

    Mar 16, 2021
  • Don’t Look a Gift Child in the Mouth | A Short Tail

    Everyday Gift Child is forging new ways for you, our most valued customers, to receive the child of your dreams.  Founded in 1879, Gift Child has been at the forefront of child procurement. No task has been too great for us. Did your neighbor’s child catch your eye? No problem. We’ll bring them to you… — read more

    Mar 15, 2021
  • How Do I Develop a Character | Living the Write Life

    How do I develop a character? With a few simple questions you can make the process of character creation easier. Take this image of a cat from Pixabay. Is it male or female? What’s its name? What’s its goal? Why does it have this goal? What is stopping it from achieving its goal? Does it… — read more

    Mar 11, 2021
  • Milk | A Short Tail

    Milk. It’s been a loyal companion for centuries. We like how it makes us look. We like its mustache. We like asking if someone has any. We like how it helps us find those who are lost.  But now, milk is in danger thanks to BLISS. Unlike BLISS, milk strengthens bones. Milk is healthy. Milk… — read more

    Mar 10, 2021
  • Building a Believable Fictional World | Living the Write Life

    Building your fictional world can be daunting. You have to decide on rules–whether magic, science, or other. You got to decide on the look and feel: ancient or modern times, dark, comical, etc. One thing that can help you on your journey is to look at objects, events, services, or traditions already in place in… — read more

    Mar 9, 2021
  • The Internet Fairy | A Short Tail

    Is your Internet running on potatoes? Does it seem like a hamster could power it better? Come down to the Internet Fairy. Our full staff of fairies are waiting to transform your pumpkin of an Internet into a carriage fit for a princess. That’s the Internet Fairy located at the corner of Elm and Blockwood.… — read more

    Mar 8, 2021
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