Joe Rover

Clean Fantasy Books

Rage-Appropriate Activities | A Short Tail

B&N/Nook readers Use the coupon BNPSAINTPAT50 to save 50% at checkout from 03/15/2021 to 03/19/2021 on Dragon Reign “Hello, I am Dr. Tony Slick. We all get depressed, frustrated, and lonely. The world is constantly trying to bring us down. Anger is a natural emotion. That is why I created Rage Against the Machine. “Rage… — read more

Mar 16, 2021
Don’t Look a Gift Child in the Mouth | A Short Tail

Everyday Gift Child is forging new ways for you, our most valued customers, to receive the child of your dreams. Founded in 1879, Gift Child has been at the forefront of child procurement. No task has been too great for us. Did your neighbor’s child catch your eye? No problem. We’ll bring them to you… — read more

Mar 15, 2021
How Do I Develop a Character | Living the Write Life

How do I develop a character? With a few simple questions you can make the process of character creation easier. Take this image of a cat from Pixabay. Is it male or female? What’s its name? What’s its goal? Why does it have this goal? What is stopping it from achieving its goal? Does it… — read more

Mar 11, 2021
Milk | A Short Tail

Milk. It’s been a loyal companion for centuries. We like how it makes us look. We like its mustache. We like asking if someone has any. We like how it helps us find those who are lost. But now, milk is in danger thanks to BLISS. Unlike BLISS, milk strengthens bones. Milk is healthy. Milk… — read more

Mar 10, 2021
Building a Believable Fictional World | Living the Write Life

Building your fictional world can be daunting. You have to decide on rules–whether magic, science, or other. You got to decide on the look and feel: ancient or modern times, dark, comical, etc. One thing that can help you on your journey is to look at objects, events, services, or traditions already in place in… — read more

Mar 9, 2021
The Internet Fairy | A Short Tail

Is your Internet running on potatoes? Does it seem like a hamster could power it better? Come down to the Internet Fairy. Our full staff of fairies are waiting to transform your pumpkin of an Internet into a carriage fit for a princess. That’s the Internet Fairy located at the corner of Elm and Blockwood.… — read more

Mar 8, 2021
The Hottest Toy of Christmas | Writing Warm-Up (ft. A FNAF Fanfiction)

The following is a Five Nights at Freddy’s fanfiction. I do not own any rights to the characters. Please consider supporting Scott Cawthon and the games. The jingle tune is similar to one used by MatPat in his FNAF videos. It’s fun; it’s wow; it’ll haunt your dreams. It’s Nightmare Freddy. Yes, Nightmare Freddy, the toy on… — read more

Dec 24, 2020
Chapter 16.5 | Writing Warm-Up (ft. A Hermitcraft x The Mandalorian Fanfiction)

Join the Scaralorian and friends aboard the Redstone I as they take back Baby Yoda from Moff Grian. (Fanfiction) — read more

Dec 23, 2020
Golden Freddy’s Vengeance | Writing Warm-Up (ft. A FNAF Fanfiction)

The following is a Five Nights at Freddy’s fanfiction. I do not own any rights to the characters. Please consider supporting Scott Cawthon and the games. Hi there, it’s me, Security Guard #28. After a hard night of surviving attacks from wonky animatronics possessed by murdered children, I like to sit down with a relaxing cup of… — read more

Dec 22, 2020
Be the Salt | Writing Warm-Up

Are you a MyVideo creator who’s tried everything and still can’t get any views? Try Blue Light Technologies’ Box O’ Salt. Take a teaspoon 15 minutes before your next recording session and BAM you’re the saltiest person on the server. Watch those views pour in as the salt rains down upon you. Not intended for… — read more

Dec 21, 2020