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S3:E2: Still Mad
Joe: Hey, Sally, you wanna see a movie this weekend? Sally: No. Joe: Oh. You busy? Sally: No. I’m still mad at you, if you must know. Joe: Mad at me? Is this about what happened in Borneo? Sally: Uh-uh, no, we don’t talk about Borneo, no, no, no. Share, like, and follow for more… — read more
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S3:E1 Personal Hygiene
Joe: Danny, did you use my toothbrush? Danny: Yeah. Joe: Don’t do that. Danny: Why not? Joe: There’s a reason it’s called personal hygiene. Thanks for reading! — read more
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S2:E4 This is a Fundraiser!
The older couple left the theater at about nine at night. It was raining, so they decided to take a shortcut through the dark alleyway. The sounds of their feet splashing through the puddles echoed off the old brick walls. The man’s gold watch caught the sparse light. The woman nervously played with her pearl… — read more
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Grazer: A Ghostbusters Parody
The things I do to avoid editing. The following is a parody of the first Ghostbusters movie. — read more
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Hot Snippet from “Game File Not Found”
Shadow Spark Publishing requested a “hot” snippet. So here’s one from Game File Not Found, which I just finished the first round of editing. Once she was completely gone, I spotted a person in a cloak standing by the wall. The figure held an ion rocket. The mystery player unequipped the rocket launcher then produced… — read more
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Doctors of Devious Schemes
Today, Dr. Daphne Spelling, a veterinarian witch, and I came across the DDS. Daphne, through some clerical error, was invited to Doc Con. It was not a con as in convention; instead, it was a con as in confidence scheme. The convention center was filled with the DDS, or Doctors of Devious Schemes. These doctors… — read more
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Broken by Dawn
During a recent visit with my grandparents in Florida at the Hope Springs Retirement Community, I learned two things. The first was that long ago some non-transbeings grew jealous (some were scared) of transbeings; they attempted to make up for their “powerless” nature by augmenting themselves with ancient cybernetics and some magic. Eventually, a battle… — read more
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School Rats
A rash of thefts at the high school caused it to be closed…that is when The Pack and I sprang into action. We surveilled the school and spotted the rats responsible, and I do means rats. Hundreds of rats filled the halls squeaking and chewing. They worked together to move equipment and disable security systems.… — read more
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Whatever Happened to the Monkey
My friends and I were tasked with retrieving the Monkey’s Paw—the same one that grants wishes but at a high cost. My cousin told us my family had it, saying that my family came from treasure protectors—at least one side of my family. We checked in the crawl space under the stairs and soon found… — read more
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The DMV vs Loki
The man wearing the high-end, designer-made causal clothes entered Hunter’s office at Crookman, Chaser, and Faust with the flair that screamed VIP. Hunter choked on his drink. “Loki?!” The reincarnation of the Norse god of mischief gave the corner office, including the view that looked over the city like some god with a yet-to-be-decided attitude,… — read more