Everyday Gift Child is forging new ways for you, our most valued customers, to receive the child of your dreams.
Founded in 1879, Gift Child has been at the forefront of child procurement.
No task has been too great for us.
Did your neighbor’s child catch your eye? No problem. We’ll bring them to you in a matter of days.
Need to transport a child across the border? Not an issue for Gift Child. We have agents all over the world.
Is your new child unruly? Always complaining about wanting to return to their “real” family? We have many available brainwashing techniques.
A man steps forward as the presentation ends. He clears his throat. “That was the past,” he says. “This is the future.”
Video plays of DNA strands. The man continues. “We can now provide you with the perfect child thanks to genetic modification. Gone are the days of child abductions, trafficking, and brainwashing.”
The man paces the stage as images of random happy, smiling children appear on the screen. “We can now create the child you’ve always dreamed of. He, she, it, or they can be created any way you want. Perfect hair, perfect health, perfect personality.”
The man stops. New images of happy families replace the previous images. “The sky is literally the limit. A child that is athletic, artistic, or even more animal than human is right around the corner. The happiness of the customer is all that matters.”
The screen and stage go dark. A new voice says, “Gift Child, a subsidiary of Dark Net Unlimited, we breed children so you don’t have to.”
Until the next wormhole…thanks for reading!
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