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The Great Ostrich (A We Have Issues Fan Story)
A fan story inspired by the recent We Have Issues podcast episode. Check out their stuff here. Eons ago, the Great Ostrich arrived on Earth from beyond time and space. It came with a purpose unfathomable to the human mind. But worry not, for the Ostrich now sleeps with its head buried in the sand.… — read more
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S3:E3 One Use
Joe: I finally replaced my pillow after 6 years. Now, to test it, and there is only one way to test a pillow. Sally: Pillow fight? Joe: OK, two. Danny: Pillow fort? Joe: OK, three ways. Thanks for reading! — read more
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S3:E2: Still Mad
Joe: Hey, Sally, you wanna see a movie this weekend? Sally: No. Joe: Oh. You busy? Sally: No. I’m still mad at you, if you must know. Joe: Mad at me? Is this about what happened in Borneo? Sally: Uh-uh, no, we don’t talk about Borneo, no, no, no. Share, like, and follow for more… — read more
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S3:E1 Personal Hygiene
Joe: Danny, did you use my toothbrush? Danny: Yeah. Joe: Don’t do that. Danny: Why not? Joe: There’s a reason it’s called personal hygiene. Thanks for reading! — read more
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S2:E4 This is a Fundraiser!
The older couple left the theater at about nine at night. It was raining, so they decided to take a shortcut through the dark alleyway. The sounds of their feet splashing through the puddles echoed off the old brick walls. The man’s gold watch caught the sparse light. The woman nervously played with her pearl… — read more
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S2:E3 Tales We Won’t Tell at Night
Good reader specific time frame, all you spooks and specters of the Internet. My name is the Bonekeeper. I unearth all the tales that should remain rotting within the hallow walls of the Storybook Graveyard. Today, I’ve dug up a delightfully delicious treat just for you. Sit back, turn off the lights, and gnaw on… — read more
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S2E2: Mission Log: While the Cat’s Away
Shortly after the Doomsday Clock event, Blue Light Technologies took an unexpected vacation. They ordered everyone to take time off; they even closed the Tower. The vacation started out great until the giant vines and pods started showing up. Apparently, with no one to maintain/control the Creation Orb it went “natural.” It started doing what… — read more
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S2E1: Mission Log: Doomsday Clock
Recently, I discovered that my family is related to the Boy Who Cried Wolf. You know the story: kid decides to play a prank by crying “wolf;” people get tired of the prank; they don’t believe him when the real wolf shows up. However, this wolf ended up transferring the werewolf curse to my family.… — read more
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Grazer: A Ghostbusters Parody
The things I do to avoid editing. The following is a parody of the first Ghostbusters movie. — read more
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Pretend Comic-Con Post But With Real Writing Updates
Since Comic-Con is happening and all these creative people are showcasing upcoming events, I figured I’d give you a preview/update of events. — read more