Logan Drift: Welcome to the first day of the Top Dog tournament. I’m your host, Logan Drift, and we’re coming to you live from the KZ-42B asteroid studio. Next to me is my co-host and wingman, Wally Bass. Say “Hi,” to the folks, Wally.
Wally Bass: Hi to the folks.
Logan: Funny. A few weeks ago, the galactic-corp Andromeda Inc became aware of the Milky Way’s budding corporation BLT. Andromeda, with its few billion stellar subsidiaries attempted a hostile takeover.
Fortunately, the heroes of Earth defeated the galaxy wide business. According to rumors, BLT and Andromeda Inc will merge in about 4 billion years, give or take a million.
After BLT’s impressive reverse takeover, the other 48 known galaxy corporations have taken notice, which brings us to today.
STRAY Corp, the business from the Canis Major dwarf galaxy, has sent their asteroid studio to challenge the Earthling defenders in interstellar competition on the highest rating reality show, according to Local Group Video Guide, Top Dog.
If BLT wins, the Canis Major galaxy, will be added to the Milky Way galaxy. If STRAY wins, the Earth will be destroyed by asteroid annihilation, thus ending the BLT threat.
Good luck, Earth. We’re counting on you.
Joe Rover 