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  • Number Dependent | Infinity Train

    May contain spoilers for Book 2 of Infinity Train One of the main staples of the Infinity Train show on Cartoon Network is the glowing number on the passenger’s hand. In the show, the number represents the person’s progression. The higher the number the further they are to leaving/solving their problem or shortcoming. As the… — read more

    Jan 15, 2020
  • Apex Connection | Infinity Train (Spoilers)

    Contains spoilers for Book 2 of Infinity Train. While watching the last episodes of season 2/book 2 of Infinity Train, I got serious The Matrix vibes. That passenger farm (or tape car) seemed a lot like that place that hooks everyone into the virtual world. When they downloaded the passenger’s memories onto the tape, I… — read more

    Jan 14, 2020
  • How to Kill a Zombie with a Spoon

    ‪MarcusCVance ‬on Twitter started a thread about killing a zombie with a nearby weapon. ‪NoahElowyn ‬responded by saying cereal or soup. I made the joke about knowing 41 ways to kill a zombie with a spoon. NoahElowyn responded with a request to for me to list them all. I started by replying on Twitter but… — read more

    Jan 13, 2020
  • School Wars: A Star Wars Parody

    I just couldn’t help myself. I’m sorry. ON SCREEN TEXT: Not long ago, in a school district nearby… A dramatic sting plays. ON SCREEN TEXT: School Wars Rousing adventure music plays. ON SCREEN TEXT: Day 14: A New Arrival Young substitute teacher, Jake Applegate, arrives at FDR Elementary School. He believes it’ll be another standard… — read more

    Jan 7, 2020
  • Happy Hindsight

    With everyone making jokes about 2020 and hindsight, I thought about how weird it’d be if everyone experienced hindsight–that everyone had a vision of what was going to happen next year. When the ball fell (or whatever you do at New Year’s Eve), people saw what was going to happen from Jan. 1 to Dec.… — read more

    Dec 31, 2019
  • Fortnite Rambling

    With everyone doing those “best of the year” blogs, vlogs, tweets, and so on, I figured I might as well do a post about some of the best things I came across in Fortnite. It’s not going to be long since I’ve only been playing it for like four months. Note: These are not in… — read more

    Dec 31, 2019
  • Bizarre Batteries

    I went to turn on my TV, but it wouldn’t. I thought, “Time to change the batteries.” I removed the back; the batteries had exploded. The whole compartment was covered in dry battery chemicals. It was so bad I could barely get the batteries out. I finally removed the batteries and went to retrieve replacement… — read more

    Dec 29, 2019
  • Rambling I Am Hmm

    I planned to do a joke illustration/comic of Baby Yoda opening a Christmas present that contained a lightsaber package that said, “For ages 300 and up.” But then I began to wonder, “What would be the age equivalent for Yoda’s species?” I figured it would make sense to do 300 for three for simplicity’s sake.… — read more

    Dec 28, 2019
  • What Did Finn Want to Say | Theory

    May contain spoilers of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker During the Rise of Skywalker movie, Finn says that he needs to tell Rey something before they are about to die. They end up not dying and Rey asks what he wanted to say. He says that it isn’t important or he’ll tell her later.… — read more

    Dec 27, 2019
  • Invincible Quill Magazine (Nov. issue) | Rapid Review

    The following are my opinion and do not reflect the opinion of any organization or person. May contain spoilers! Invincible Quill Magazine November 2019 issue (Earnest Writes, free download): The latest issue has launched, and it’s about National Novel Writing Month (aka NaNoWriMo). The latest issue focuses on helping writers through NaNoWriMo. There are poems,… — read more

    Nov 27, 2019
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