The Steal Clan

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Will do just about anything for the right price.


  • Human


  • Mama Steal
  • Tim & Jim Steal (Mama’s sons)
  • Cousin Jeb (the black sheep of the family)


  • Oddly polite for having just robbed someone
  • Knows business and marketing


  • Guns, knives, explosives, body armor, crossbows, etc
  • Lockpick kit: Can open just about any door
  • Social media sites: Follow us on PostBook for our latest crime wave status updates