“It’s not easy clipping the toenails of a sleeping dragon.”
Minion to the Wizard
- Hump, limp, and lisp, but this is just an act. The Wizard requires this as his “minion uniform.”
- Has a New Jersey accent
- Comes from a family of henchmen. Applied for a “Minion Wanted” ad in the paper and has regretted it ever since.
- Does the jobs the Wizard doesn’t want to do, like maintaining the Wizard’s ingredient farms.
- Human injury
- Tools to maintain the Wizard’s magical ingredient farms