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  • Meet the Cast: Glop

    Glop was discovered by gator researchers in the Florida swamps and named Randy. The researchers went on to raise the abandoned/orphaned swamp monster as their own. They provided him with basic skills, language, and a pair of red swim trunks that he still wears today. Not the same pair, obviously; they bought him multiple pairs… — read more

    Oct 26, 2021
  • Witchy Hut

    Beatrice finally found a parking spot at the BLT supermarket. She sighed in relief. A moment later, a man parked his monster truck right next to her door. It was so close she had to crawl across to the passenger side to escape. “You’re not supposed to park there,” she said to the driver. He… — read more

    Oct 20, 2021
  • Halloween Tip: Beware the Asset Hunters

    Though the abduction, mind-wipe, and will-manipulation of people, places, and things has largely been outlawed throughout the Omniverse, there are still those, Asset Hunters, who capture and sell beings on the Black Market. These “assets” are then used in video games as characters, props, or settings. With the decrease in asset hunting, a vacuum was… — read more

    Oct 14, 2021
  • An Unhappy Ending

    An unhappy ending doesn’t mean a sad ending. It means an ending that wasn’t supposed to happen; an ending where justice, compassion, or mercy aren’t served. If a protagonist is an unrepentant slimeball and they get away with continuing to be a slimeball, the story has an unhappy ending. However, if the slimeball realizes they… — read more

    Oct 13, 2021
  • Paradox Prisoners

    Since you can’t destroy or create matter or energy, what happens during a paradox or new timeline event?  The energy “created” by the event and the affected people have to go somewhere. In less extreme cases, such as new memories, the affected people have their memories altered to fit the new timeline. In more extreme… — read more

    Oct 12, 2021
  • Monsters Defined

    “Monster” is given to anyone or anything that is non-canon/fan-made. Monster hunters see them as anomalies since they believe they “have no soul” and seek to destroy them. — read more

    Oct 12, 2021
  • What Causes a Paradox?

    What causes a paradox? One is a new timeline. The other is caused by fan-made events. Fan-made events both exist and don’t exist. The fan gives life to the event, but the event isn’t official/canon. The event becomes a paradox or anomaly. Monster hunters then seek to destroy it. — read more

    Oct 12, 2021
  • STREAMER SEASON | Dogboy Chronicles Short Tail

    This story is inspired from jokes and moments during the livestreams of Blitzwinger, Katie Wilson, and Aaron Plays.215. “Hello world and welcome to the 10th annual Livestream Day,” said George, one of the commentators. “Livestream Day is when every creative and their hyper-intelligent dog is broadcasting a livestream of one sort or another.” Maggie, the… — read more

    May 26, 2021
  • THE JOURNEY | Dogboy Chronicles Short Tail

    Day 1 Alas, it is time to go. I must journey to a far-off place to learn at the feet of the master of viral and meme content. Hopefully, I will return with the knowledge to make my content more engaging. The trip will be harrowing and fraught with danger…but at least it has Wi-Fi.… — read more

    May 24, 2021
  • The Classic Bout | Dogboy Chronicles Short Tail

    Nothing like breaking up an illegal animal fight to get your blood pumping. — read more

    Apr 26, 2021
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